A very serious internet project*

HE HAS
A PLAN

Nobody knows what it is. Least of all him. But look at that face. Would you stop him?

* He wrote it on a napkin. Then ate the napkin.

A smug pink mole rat with two enormous front teeth and his hands on his hips

CEO of absolutely nothing

How the rat shares the loot

HALF BURN
HALF HOLDERS

We split the creator rewards actually received: 50% funds weekly token buy-and-burns, and 50% goes to eligible holders every week.

The mole rat burns tokens in a tiny barbecue and distributes reward envelopes to holders

LaunchCardano · Snekfun

Split50% weekly burn / 50% weekly holders

Starting minimum5,000,000 tokens

As market cap growsMinimum decreases at published milestones

Holder shareMore tokens + longer hold = more weight

Exact milestones and the holder reward calculation will be updated here after launch.

The origin story, allegedly

SMALL RAT
HUGE EGO

One day, a naked mole rat crawled out of a hole, looked around and decided he was in charge. Nobody had appointed him. Nobody has corrected him.

01 / THE DISCOVERY The mole rat emerging from a hole in the ground

HE APPEARED

From somewhere underground. He refuses to be more specific.

02 / THE STRATEGY The mole rat draws a dubious plan on a napkin and starts eating it

HE HAD AN IDEA

It was a terrible idea. He looked confident, so everyone listened.

03 / THE OUTCOME The mole rat sits on his dirt throne with his tail hidden behind the seat

HE'S STILL HERE

And somehow this is now a website. Please don't encourage him.

Scientific evidence of personality

ONE FACE
TOO MANY FEELINGS

He takes every tiny event like it's the most important moment in history.

Current mood: trying to remember the plan

1 / 10 expressions

The meme department

HE'S VERY
EMPLOYABLE

His only qualification is being extremely confident in situations he does not understand

The mole rat hides under a desk while a giant red arrow crashes down — NOW LIVES UNDER THE DESK

The mole rat presents his bitten napkin roadmap from an office chair — HE ATE THE NAPKIN

The mole rat gives himself a medal for getting one like — ACCEPTING HIS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

The mole rat proudly built a fort out of a sheet and two cushions — IT WAS A BLANKET FORT

The mole rat peeks from a tunnel beside a spinning clock — HE WENT UNDERGROUND

The mole rat delivers a CEO speech to an empty audience — ACTING LIKE THE CEO

Numbers from the hole

LIVE STATS

The mole rat examines a pile of upside-down statistics with a magnifying glass

Connecting to Snekfun

Market cap—

Price · ADA—

Total volume—

Holders—

Where the rat makes questionable decisions

FIND THE RAT

One door opens early. The other stays underground until the community reaches its milestone.

The mole rat calls through a megaphone beside an open door and a locked underground door

Frequently anticipated questions

FAIR QUESTIONS

Why is he like this?

We would love to know. He's been smug since birth and has never once explained himself.

Does he have a roadmap?

Reduce the supply with weekly buy-and-burns funded by half the creator rewards received. The other half goes to eligible holders. The rat insists this counts as a roadmap.

When do burns and rewards happen?

Once a week. The burn-address balance updates from Cardano. Holder distributions will be counted from confirmed on-chain payouts once the payout source is verified.

How do holder rewards work?

Eligible holders start at a 5 million token minimum. The minimum will step down at published market-cap milestones. Larger balances and longer holding time carry more weight. Exact milestones and rules will be updated here after launch.

What's the policy ID?

Project policy ID:
db725417bb7e376e003772a1430865a664a1ebd2c6950df9a453d0af

Does he understand tokenomics?

He knows 50% goes to burns and 50% to holders. He is still looking for the other 50%.

HE HASA PLAN

HALF BURNHALF HOLDERS

SMALL RATHUGE EGO