HE APPEARED
From somewhere underground. He refuses to be more specific.
A very serious internet project*
HE HAS
A PLAN
Nobody knows what it is. Least of all him. But look at that face. Would you stop him?
* He wrote it on a napkin. Then ate the napkin.
CEO of absolutely nothing
How the rat shares the loot
HALF BURN
HALF HOLDERS
We split the creator rewards actually received: 50% funds weekly token buy-and-burns, and 50% goes to eligible holders every week.
LaunchCardano · Snekfun
Split50% weekly burn / 50% weekly holders
Starting minimum5,000,000 tokens
As market cap growsMinimum decreases at published milestones
Holder shareMore tokens + longer hold = more weight
Exact milestones and the holder reward calculation will be updated here after launch.
The origin story, allegedly
SMALL RAT
HUGE EGO
One day, a naked mole rat crawled out of a hole, looked around and decided he was in charge. Nobody had appointed him. Nobody has corrected him.
HE HAD AN IDEA
It was a terrible idea. He looked confident, so everyone listened.
HE'S STILL HERE
And somehow this is now a website. Please don't encourage him.
Scientific evidence of personality
ONE FACE
TOO MANY FEELINGS
He takes every tiny event like it's the most important moment in history.
Current mood: suspiciously confident
1 / 11 expressions
The meme department
HE'S VERY
EMPLOYABLE
His only qualification is being extremely confident in situations he does not understand
CHECKED THE CHART
THE ROADMAP WAS ON A NAPKIN
GOT ONE LIKE
MARKET OPEN
SOMEONE SAID WEN
ZERO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING
Numbers from the hole
LIVE STATS
Awaiting launch on Snekfun
Frequently anticipated questions
FAIR QUESTIONS
Why is he like this?
We would love to know. He's been smug since birth and has never once explained himself.
Does he have a roadmap?
Reduce the supply with weekly buy-and-burns funded by half the creator rewards received. The other half goes to eligible holders. The rat insists this counts as a roadmap.
When do burns and rewards happen?
Once a week. The burn-address balance updates from Cardano. Holder distributions will be counted from confirmed on-chain payouts once the payout source is verified.
How do holder rewards work?
Eligible holders start at a 5 million token minimum. The minimum will step down at published market-cap milestones. Larger balances and longer holding time carry more weight. Exact milestones and rules will be updated here after launch.
Does he understand tokenomics?
He knows 50% goes to burns and 50% to holders. He is still looking for the other 50%.
FIND THE RAT
One door opens early. The other stays underground until the community reaches its milestone.
FOLLOW THE NONSENSE
News, memes, and whatever he thinks counts as a strategy.
THE UNDERGROUND CLUB
Discord opens when the token reaches a ₳500,000 market cap. The rat is practicing his welcome speech.